I read recipes the way I read science fiction:
posted in horrors by catherine“I get to the end and say, ‘Well, that’s not gunna happen.’”
Phobias are funny things. For example – Pteronophobia, the fear of being tickled by feathers. People are legitimately scared of things like this, so why is my fear of being sucked up into a twister like Dorothy seem strange to so many?
Anyway, I recently made a comprehensive list of all the states I shouldn’t move to if I ever get the chance to escape this central nook. The list is based on a few factors, mainly those who made the 1974 Super Outbreak list or other severe, confirmed outbreaks (freaking hell, how I love wiki factoids).
Even funnier, all 3 states I’ve lived in made the elimination during round one, imagine that:
Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, West Virginia, and Wisconsin. For now…
my little tornado, my little horrorcane-o-o-oh
about as bad as ‘hold me closer tony danza-a-ah…’
taurus
High-voltage Uranus zaps your key planet Venus, taking you along for a wild and crazy ride. It’s easy to forget about your mellow approach to life as your desires explode into awareness. Remember, fulfilling your fantasies is not what’s most important now. It’s also about freeing your imagination long enough to try something that’s outside of the box.
cancer
Come out of hiding now, for you can get away with more self-expression than usual. Still, you might stress about your indecisiveness, especially if others are relying on you for a reality check. Meanwhile, you aren’t interested in playing the heavyweight of authority, enabling you to be more spontaneous, instead of waxing nostalgically about the past.
leo
If you aren’t taking the time to achieve your goals now, your unhappiness could quickly override even the best of circumstances. Nevertheless, time is on your side and this offers you the possibility of waiting for the smartest moment to take action. In the meantime, keep your eyes and heart on the prize.
libra
It’s hard to get yourself motivated today, for you could have an unusual sense of calmness about you, even in the midst of unexpected chaos. It’s easier now to procrastinate, but this will only prevent you from making progress. Your current comfort level won’t last for long, so get off your butt and engage in the world right around you.
sagittarius
Your excitement level is high, but it’s hard to know what to do with your unconventional desires today. Denying your needs won’t make them go away. But you could upset the stability of a relationship if you just express them directly. It’s time for you to get clever by approaching the topic casually without any attachment to what happens in the future.
traded a fish for a lion, rawr?