Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid.

posted in horrors by catherine
“Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”

As some know and many do not, I’ve been researching breast augmentation, specifically breast reduction procedures, for a very long time now. And obviously, for very superficial reasons. I have no illness and they’re only what I consider average in size, no pain, no problems, so why? Why oh why? Well, honestly, I’m not sure anymore… but there’s something absolutely fascinating about having the ability to change my body like I change my clothes.

The question left is do I want to be real, all parts in-tact from day 1 to deathbed, or am I okay with being somewhat artificial, i.e. – some replacements required after a limited time warranty? And when people ask, IF they ask – what reasons would I give? Would I owe them one, would I lie, does it even matter? Hmm.

Decisions, decisions

horror quips
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

taurus
You may be moodier than usual today and could easily get into an emotional tussle with someone who gets in your way. Even if you have good intentions, slipping into an accusatory posture could tempt others to fight back. Staying aware of your propensity toward rigidity or negativity could change everything, allowing you to sidestep a difficult situation before it fully develops.

cancer
If something is on your mind, speak your piece early in the day. Although your thoughts become louder and your need to communicate them more pressing, chances are you’ll keep things to yourself if you wait too long. Be as open and forthright as you can for the best results. Your audience will appreciate your honesty even if it hurts.

libra
This can be an uplifting day with Venus, the Sun and Mercury all in your 9th House of Inspiration. Don’t be confused when you receive mixed signals from the Moon when she joins this cosmic party later this evening. On one hand, you know your ideas are great and cannot be stopped. But on the other hand, you may underestimate how much work you have ahead of you. You’ll be most successful if you remember to consistently moderate the extremes.

sagittarius
Although you may have thought that a relationship was getting stagnant, there is definite movement today. At first it seems as if everything is up for grabs, but when you try to make something happen, you could get your hands slapped quicker than you expect. Be ready to take advantage of an opportunity if it appears, but don’t push too hard.

pisces
Although you may attempt to keep your work schedule simple today, it will still probably grow out of control. Forget about fitting everything into your calendar for a while, for you are likely biting off more than you can control. Steer clear of conflict, for you probably won’t win, even if you have the most convincing argument.

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from the shelf:

And so it was, a few years further on, that seventeen-year-old Mindy stood in the foyer of her Florida home, framed by the midpriced luggage she had requested as her high school graduation present, waiting for a dented taxi with questionable suspension to shake her to the airport.

“I have to go. There’s nothing for me to do here,” explained Mindy.

“You could go to college. That’s why Grandpa left you that money.”

“That’s not what he said to me before he died.”

“What did he say?”

“He asked me if he was in Canada.”

“He was senile. I know he wanted you to go to college. He wanted you to get a teaching degree so you’d have something to fall back on.”

“Well, all he said to me was that he felt there was a possibility he might be in Canada. I took it to mean ‘Go to New York, be a dancer, and once in a while, face north.’”

It was a family trait to be glib in serious situations. Mindy remembered her mother, bald from chemotherapy, referring to her wig as a fur coat for her head. And in those final weeks, when Rose was too weak to watch television or to read, she had still managed to teach the family parrot, Rover, to moo. Years later, when asked to supply her religious upbringing, Mindy often told people she was “Glibbish.”
- rudner

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