say yes to whim, say yes to chance, say yes to CHAOS.

posted in horrors by catherine

“I’m wondering whether this fear of being alone might be why you choose to go out with so many different men…?”
“Well, I mean, I don’t think I’d go out with so many if anyone would call me back…”

Ready for some randomness? Rhetorical:

Some people are just really terrible at being alone. Henna smells effing weird and can turn your hair green. Vodka is my friend, one of those really ornery asshole-like friends. I accidentally made a client’s website disappear from Google for a week. That was fun. I’m going to be a goddess for Halloween and chuck Zeus’s thunderbolt candies at kiddies. Toga? Mini-Mighty-Spider is living on top of my monitor, he’s hella cute… think I’ll call him George. My back hurts like a pregnant woman giving birth to a spiky demon. I want the rest of this year to be over with so no one has to deal with holiday madness. Oh yeah, yesterday, the weirdo stray cat living on our porch got into a hissing fight with some neighbor’s gato. For about 40 minutes all they did was hiss and growl and jut their tails back and forth. Neither would budge, most annoying crap ever. Broke another string on that damn guitar and this time it split my finger open, sonofahblah.

It makes typing really killer. And to top off finger pain, and you know why that’s already bad enough right (?), Catherine’s heart is still a little broken. Like, it’s sparky things are misfiring all over the place. Stupid heart. We really need to find a replacement for it.

horrors with a bite
vampires are not supposed to say “uh oh”

taurus
You don’t need to spend a lot of time planning today because your friends will come through with the necessary details — even if it’s at the last moment. You have something important to learn about relationships now, and the only way you’ll get to the core of your current lesson is by remaining open to how others express their love to you.

cancer
It’s time for you to get moving. You’ve had a few days to process your feelings and think about what’s ahead, but now you cannot put off the inevitable. Instead of waiting for the perfect moment, take the first steps toward your predetermined goal. It may take you a while to get there, so don’t delay any longer.

libra
Even if you’re thinking about your long-term goals, the Sun’s entry into your 2nd House of Basic Values may transform your core beliefs in a way that you can now share with others. Once you are feeling better about yourself, you should be able to increase your income by just showing up and doing your job with a positive attitude.

sagittarius
The Sun’s entry into your 12th House of Imagination may stimulate your fantasies over the weeks ahead, yet manifesting these dreams poses a higher degree of difficulty. Oddly enough, focusing too much on making anything happen can actually delay it now. You’ll need to discover the right amount of force to apply to any situation. Remember, though, these answers come from within.

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